Obama’s First Press Conference

Most notable to me is that he now receives full presidential intel. He looks visibly shaken. The CIA briefed him for hours. I bet he was like “….MOTHER OF GOD!…..NO…ARE YOU SERIOUS?!……if I had know this before…”

It is crazy to think of what has just been uploaded into his brain. I guarantee his vision of the world has now been forever altered. Notice his hesitation now, and his aggressive stance in regards to Iran? I only wish I could know what he knows.

Oh, and these people asking questions are morons. Here’s how he should have answered.

Q – “Who should take your Senate seat?”

A – “Whoever gets elected.”

Q – “What secret stuff did the CIA tell you?”

A – “Bitch, are you retarded?”

Q – “When are you going to get a new dog?”

A – “Lady, the economy is crashing, terrorist threats are everywhere, and we are in two wars. You are asking me about a freakin dog?”

On and on with the stupid questions. I actually felt a bit embarrassed for Obama here. “Where are your kids going to school?” Blah, blah, blah. What a bunch of turd eating robots. Oh, and how about the guy who asked him if he disagreed with Bush whether he was going to be confrontational. What the hell kind of shit is this? Does this shithook think Obama is going to stage a coup? I swear Obama accidentally walked into a special education conference or something.

Oh, and I agree with Michelle Malkin. The giant signs proclaiming “Office of the President-Elect” is quite preposterous. Although it is a genuine office, no one I can think of has ever used it in such a silly fashion. In this whole thing he seems to be acting as though he is already president, when he’s not.